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Official HPBC report, to those f'n freezin in CDA:
OK, so, a month ago, I was figuring out how to kill 5-6 days with family bt Xmas & New Year,...
Hmmm, never been to NO, heard good things,...searched Expedia, $3M flight and hotel all in, out of Barffalo; done, booked it.
But,... 1am Sun Dec 22, power goes out at home,.. freezing asses off, comes on 7am Dec 24, family Xmas dinner salvaged.
Dec 25, drive to Barffalo to stay overnight, flight to NO 8am Dec 26, got here 3pm local.
WOW, this is a great town!!
Hot MILF's/Cougars, great Jazz & blues clubs in French Qrtr, great food, tons of seafood, Creole/Cajun, cheap booze, Larry Flint's Hustler Club, Guccione's Penthouse club, Gentlemen's Parlour's, etc...did I say cheap booze?
N.O. Saints vs Buccaneer's 3:30pm tomorrow(Sun) at Superdome; snagged ticket in 600 level with Rowdie's, tailgating starts early, going to National WW2 Museum first. BOOYAH!
Staying @ Dntn Hilton, free wine daily in lobby 3-6pm, looped daily, then followed by happy hr 4-6pm in hotel restaurant, half price drinks and oysters @ $0.50 each, just finished 2doz oysters; will be outshitting a CDA goose tmrrw, creamy green mousse royale.
8pm now, heading out to clubs, trolling for MILF/Cougar/Brown Shugah with live bait(CDN freshwater trouser trout), while the Old Lady's slumbering upstairs.
What's happenin in CDA?... LOL,...really don't give a shit!!
Gotta run, WHOOOHOOOO!!
Vaya con Dios Amigos

Lmfao!!
All this from the guy that sat buck naked on my dock waving at the neighbours.
Enjoy your trip Hydroid and try to avoid a grand larceny charge.
Post if you get yourself in trouble, we'll call the embassy.
Cheers.

Watch your ass...SuperDave got to NO on Friday....that town won't likely be the same after all-y'all get done with it lol.

[QUOTE Hydroid] …"8pm now, heading out to clubs, trolling for MILF/Cougar/Brown Shugah with live bait(CDN freshwater trouser trout), while the Old Lady's slumbering upstairs."

Mrs Hydroid obviously does not read you stuff Not sure if she would enjoy it as much as we do LoL

[QUOTE Hydroid] "What's happenin in CDA?... LOL,...really don't give a shit!!
Gotta run, WHOOOHOOOO!!"

Oh… not to much... but there is a big fire on your street … should be fine though…LoL

Have fun … Lucky

Just returned from Saints game, BIG win for them. The Superdome and tailgate orgy probably just as Roman Coliseum 2000+ years ago, insatiable thirst for debauchery, Gladiators fighting to death.
It's a huge spectacle, women dressed exposing their assets, guys wasted, LOUD tunes,...A sign of the times, only thing missing was Lions killing/eating slaves.
Off to the clubs for more Jazz/blues.
PS: someone send penicillin, I picked up something nasty last night...should have brought Kevlar pants.