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| Author: | KAL Racing [ June 16th, 2013, 7:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Lady Golfers |
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman, holding a bloody 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" "Yes" says the woman. "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face. "How many times did you hit him?" "I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times -- just put me down for a five." |
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