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Author:  Nervedamage [ March 31st, 2015, 5:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Hey Boomer
For us that are not on face plant what happen ?
Author:  BoomerMuskoka [ March 31st, 2015, 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
well there i was doing better than my best, i decided to go for a little snowmobile ride. the rest is a blur... :lol:

i hit something on a lake doing around 80-100 mph, i think it was just a chunk of ice hit with the left ski.. I got tossed sled landed up right and coasted to a stop ,, i tumbled a bit and slid to a stop in a pile... :| picked myself up and rode my sled home.. :shock:

broke left wrist and right shoulder. legs are pretty sore .. other than that im on the mend..

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Author:  beavertonae-21 [ March 31st, 2015, 9:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Glad you are OK .... dumb , dumb
Author:  Nervedamage [ April 1st, 2015, 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! :o good to hear you will be ok could have been real bad
Author:  Bill P [ April 1st, 2015, 3:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Ouch, sorry to hear!
Author:  Tomcat [ April 1st, 2015, 4:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Boomer, Boomer, Boomer…
You don't do anything half way do ya.
Glad you're sorta Ok.
Author:  Hydroid [ April 1st, 2015, 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Boomer, you are won of a kind,...I recall u retelling carpal tunnel issues from hammering your nail,..now this.
Were you alone?...at night?...a couple of wobbly pops?..C'mom man, take care!
Anyway, mea culpa. Musta been 2000ish, Buddies/I went sledding at Kenesis Lake, Haliburton Forest, late March, right about now, nice days, cool nights. Blue bird Friday morning,...I'm 3rd sled out of 4, hit a ridge way too fast which banks sharp left on the other side. I'm up in the air, land off trail, last thought through my mind was 'Oh Shit' before I hit a 1.5' tree dead center, I go over bars, kiss the tree.
After coming to, hauled by ambulance to Haliburton Hospital, I had cracked a rib, bit my tongue, split chin, broke jaw in 2 places, chipped teeth, F'n mess. Haliburton hospital stitched chin & tongue(like jello), sent me to T.O. to reset jaw, bolted up.
Wife comes with me to pre-op assessment, tells 2 prominent surgeons, 'You get him back together, because i'm going to FUCKING kill him'. She meant it, my kids were 4 & 6 at the time.
Anyway, surgeons sliced me open, put my jaw back together with screws & titanium plate, wired shut for 6 weeks. I was buying Gerber's creamed beef & corn for sustenance, lost 30lbs. Had I hit tree any harder, I'd be buying diapers.
Boomer, take care of yourself, REALLY!
BTW, all my friends say reason I race on water,...No Trees.

Pal, wishing you a quick recovery.
Author:  LittleCharger [ April 2nd, 2015, 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Hydroid wrote:
Boomer, you are won of a kind,...I recall u retelling carpal tunnel issues from hammering your nail,..now this.
Were you alone?...at night?...a couple of wobbly pops?..C'mom man, take care!
Anyway, mea culpa. Musta been 2000ish, Buddies/I went sledding at Kenesis Lake, Haliburton Forest, late March, right about now, nice days, cool nights. Blue bird Friday morning,...I'm 3rd sled out of 4, hit a ridge way too fast which banks sharp left on the other side. I'm up in the air, land off trail, last thought through my mind was 'Oh Shit' before I hit a 1.5' tree dead center, I go over bars, kiss the tree.
After coming to, hauled by ambulance to Haliburton Hospital, I had cracked a rib, bit my tongue, split chin, broke jaw in 2 places, chipped teeth, F'n mess. Haliburton hospital stitched chin & tongue(like jello), sent me to T.O. to reset jaw, bolted up.
Wife comes with me to pre-op assessment, tells 2 prominent surgeons, 'You get him back together, because i'm going to FUCKING kill him'. She meant it, my kids were 4 & 6 at the time.
Anyway, surgeons sliced me open, put my jaw back together with screws & titanium plate, wired shut for 6 weeks. I was buying Gerber's creamed beef & corn for sustenance, lost 30lbs. Had I hit tree any harder, I'd be buying diapers.
Boomer, take care of yourself, REALLY!
BTW, all my friends say reason I race on water,...No Trees.

Pal, wishing you a quick recovery.


Finally an explanation of why your so Ugly!
Author:  Hydroid [ April 2nd, 2015, 1:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
LittleCharger wrote:
Hydroid wrote:
Boomer, you are won of a kind,...I recall u retelling carpal tunnel issues from hammering your nail,..now this.
Were you alone?...at night?...a couple of wobbly pops?..C'mom man, take care!
Anyway, mea culpa. Musta been 2000ish, Buddies/I went sledding at Kenesis Lake, Haliburton Forest, late March, right about now, nice days, cool nights. Blue bird Friday morning,...I'm 3rd sled out of 4, hit a ridge way too fast which banks sharp left on the other side. I'm up in the air, land off trail, last thought through my mind was 'Oh Shit' before I hit a 1.5' tree dead center, I go over bars, kiss the tree.
After coming to, hauled by ambulance to Haliburton Hospital, I had cracked a rib, bit my tongue, split chin, broke jaw in 2 places, chipped teeth, F'n mess. Haliburton hospital stitched chin & tongue(like jello), sent me to T.O. to reset jaw, bolted up.
Wife comes with me to pre-op assessment, tells 2 prominent surgeons, 'You get him back together, because i'm going to FUCKING kill him'. She meant it, my kids were 4 & 6 at the time.
Anyway, surgeons sliced me open, put my jaw back together with screws & titanium plate, wired shut for 6 weeks. I was buying Gerber's creamed beef & corn for sustenance, lost 30lbs. Had I hit tree any harder, I'd be buying diapers.
Boomer, take care of yourself, REALLY!
BTW, all my friends say reason I race on water,...No Trees.

Pal, wishing you a quick recovery.


Finally an explanation of why your so Ugly!


And involuntarily soil my pants; hence regular removal and airing out.
Author:  DoktorC [ April 2nd, 2015, 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey Boomer
Hydroid wrote:
LittleCharger wrote:
Hydroid wrote:
Boomer, you are won of a kind,...I recall u retelling carpal tunnel issues from hammering your nail,..now this.
Were you alone?...at night?...a couple of wobbly pops?..C'mom man, take care!
Anyway, mea culpa. Musta been 2000ish, Buddies/I went sledding at Kenesis Lake, Haliburton Forest, late March, right about now, nice days, cool nights. Blue bird Friday morning,...I'm 3rd sled out of 4, hit a ridge way too fast which banks sharp left on the other side. I'm up in the air, land off trail, last thought through my mind was 'Oh Shit' before I hit a 1.5' tree dead center, I go over bars, kiss the tree.
After coming to, hauled by ambulance to Haliburton Hospital, I had cracked a rib, bit my tongue, split chin, broke jaw in 2 places, chipped teeth, F'n mess. Haliburton hospital stitched chin & tongue(like jello), sent me to T.O. to reset jaw, bolted up.
Wife comes with me to pre-op assessment, tells 2 prominent surgeons, 'You get him back together, because i'm going to FUCKING kill him'. She meant it, my kids were 4 & 6 at the time.
Anyway, surgeons sliced me open, put my jaw back together with screws & titanium plate, wired shut for 6 weeks. I was buying Gerber's creamed beef & corn for sustenance, lost 30lbs. Had I hit tree any harder, I'd be buying diapers.
Boomer, take care of yourself, REALLY!
BTW, all my friends say reason I race on water,...No Trees.

Pal, wishing you a quick recovery.


Finally an explanation of why your so Ugly!


And involuntarily soil my pants; hence regular removal and airing out.


The pieces are starting to fall into place.....
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