Just want to underline what Don has emphasized for YEARS: "NOTHING will replace good start, consistent lap times, good driving, and set up. Don't use lake set up, for the course acceleration is key".
This yarn may cause nausea(make u puke), but I was probably runnning the least prepared engine/boat combo out there and am compelled to share. I was too embarrassed to admit prior to or at DV, after all the stupid mistakes I have created for myself, and # of times I have sheepishly gone down 400 to TG/Gig for help. The fastest speed the Vdoo has clocked is 69mph to TG. I did NOT run TG's high comp 56ci(150+) powerhead at DV, because..... I blew the head gasket weekend prior probably because I didn't run higher octane fuel as I was told I should. I was testing props, all going well, until speed/acceleration came down. Checked compression, middle cylinder down at 85psi, other 2 at 150-155, F ME!!!! Well, that was it, I was NOT going to jeopardize this precious powerhead any more in 2012. T Season is over, done, cooked, baked, fried, sewn up with a bow on it! Viagra couldn't give me a rise. Friend on the lake who's had enough of my sob stories, took me to task Sunday, said: "DICKHEAD, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! YOU'RE RACING T AT DV, IT WILL HAPPEN!!!" and ".....why are you always taking your pants off?"
Monday night we tore down my phead, he provided his spare 56 block, another donated 4 spline crank. Block had used bearings/rings/rods/pistons(one aftermarket, looked like a Libby's bean can). From my TG56, removed carbs/manifold/reeds/flywheel/electronics, found a medium compression head which.... might work. Got gaskets Tuesday, we put parts back together, crank/bearings/seals/rods/pistons/reeds/manifold/carbs/stator/flywheel/starter/head, put it on mid(f'n gasket slides around), wiring/fuel/controls/battery, shorted some wiring, sparks & smoke like fire crackers at Chinese New Year; OK, we MacIver'ed something together. We put in FAT jets, to make suuure it didn't lean out. But will it start/stay together, and what is comp???...Shit, with the compression relief holes in cylinders, god knows how worn pistons/rings, possible out of round cylinders, compression is at....115-120psi on all 3cyl,...WTF?....limp noodle, again. Oh well, valiant effort.
OK, sigh...will it start? BRAAAP, BRAAAP, BRAAAP, PURRRRRrrrrr! F'n YES, It's ALIVE.,...IGOR, It's ALIIIVVE!!! It was like Dr Frankenstein's moment of glory, dark of night in the tower, sparks flying, it moves, it pisses, IT'S ALIIIVE!! BUT!! I knew the Villagers(racers) at DVille will be all over this monstrosity, swarming with pitchforks, shovels, axes, if they look under the cowl. I could already hear faint Gigerisms and the humiliation: "Hey Lukshit, WTF is THIS?,...WTF is THAT Lipsuck?" Gotta keep Frankie under wraps, quiet, discrete, stealth like a Franken Freak Ninja. But haven't tested, propped, only have 2 small 60HP props, race in 3 days, no water or time to test. Will run it gently Friday afternoon at DV, break in, allow bearings, crank, head, to seat, hoping against hope it stays together. Tested it gently Friday afternoon and it stayed together. Max speed 62mph, not a smidge over. But, I know the boat likes it rough. But, engine not mine, don't F'n break this one too...or I'll have to sell Jr's testicles on Kijiji to some impotent Arab Prince with a harem,....hmmm, potential sponsor, the Arab, not Kijiji. Gotta wrap this up,...the rest of the story happened on the race course. I was motivated to drive this thing like a bat out of hell, for the guys that got me on the water. Basically I drove a worn, low compression engine with mismatched tin cans for pistons, god knows how loose rings, fat jets, cobblled together 3 days prior, small 11.5"x22" prop(YES, no shit!), a boat only outweighed/built by the Queen Mary, NO trim, gearFOOT way deep bc of 4 hole pick up, a hook and chips out of pad gelcoat( I think Gig bounced it on 400), bow jammed with foam, foot kept slipping off pedal bc I pushed seat/weight all way back to shift weight, and 6" jackplate for an anchor. Is anything right with this picture???? ...Other than the fact that I am NOT complaining about spec this and that, I drove the shit out of that thing and am satisfied with my results, good or bad. I repeat, from Obee-DON-Kenobee: "NOTHING will replace good start, consistent lap times, good driving, and set up. Don't use lake set up, for the course, acceleration is key". I will add, 4 years of hydro racing adds experience, to watch the water, constantly shoulder check who's behind/beside you, drive strategically. Seat time is key, I learned a lot Sat/Sun, will adopt new T driving strategies, different from hydros. Will I hook again in future, for sure, need drive smart to minimize this. Get in and drive! Outdrive your own boat, your competition, then look under your cowl, but you don't have to look under anyone else's. Adios!
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